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| Looked OK... |
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| ...Actually excited to get started...until... |
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| Transmission bearings seized and jacked!!! |
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| Roller bearing gear all jacked!! Springs messed up and it was missing the retainer nut!! |
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| Tooth cracked!! |
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| I especially needed this part!! |
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| A box full of S@!T!! |
JB Weld will fix that gear right up and save you over $200,000. It says so right on the package, so you might just as well believe it. Also, you should put a horse head in that man's bed. But put a DEFECTIVE horse with bad TEETH in his bed, so he knows it is you, but only after he spends a lot of time reflecting on who he has wronged and has to make a wall full of pictures and written descriptions of his wrongdoings with a lot of colored yarns connecting the pictures to possible victims, until he is obsessed and turns to alcohol and heroin and loses his job and his woman and his double-wide trailer, before finally connecting his moped to a horse, then leaping perilously from a horse with bad teeth back to a moped engine with bad gear teeth, and finally, recklessly, with his heart pounding against his ribs, to you, his victim, in a flash of maddening perception ending not in a massive and crippling single stroke, but in TWO STROKES! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! The blinding insight and the agony as he rolls wildly around on the floor! The frothing mouth and the kicking, useless legs! The sharting of his undergarments! It will be a beautiful thing. Let me know if you need someone to do that. I've got an old horse around here somewhere and a cousin who is practicing to be a dentist, but not that good yet, which is why he's still practicing. Anyway, perfect. So let me know. -Jethro
ReplyDeleteHahaha. That made it worth posting this!! I might take you up on that Jethro!!!
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